The Final Pitch for If a Butterfly

My previous post was about starting to split a very long novel into two parts. I started working on that a few days ago, and it’s going well. There will be a few posts about that process over the next few weeks to months (depending how long it takes). This post is about the pitch I used when presenting the idea for the novel to agents at the Writers’ League of Texas’ Agents and Editors Conference in 2012, and why it (generally speaking) didn’t work. In another post (or two or three), I’ll post several versions of the pitch (I pitched it for two years, 2011 and 2012) and I’ll show how radically it changed from one year to the next. This pitch is also the final oral pitch I developed for the book. I’ve used versions of it in queries, but haven’t pitched it face-to-face since the summer of 2012.

The Pitch (as of 6-21-2012): The pitch was meant to be delivered orally, so the bolded words below were for my benefit, so I could memorize it with the emphasis I wanted to use.

The mainstream novel, If a Butterfly, is like Six Degrees of Separation from Kevin Bacon — but with a butterfly; and it has sex in space, kidnapped butterflies, and radio deejays going postal.

If all life is connected, and a butterfly flaps its wings, will a ripple-effect cause a young woman to fall off the edge of the Grand Canyon, or did one of her multiple personalities cause the fall?

An astronaut on board the International Space Station has difficulty resisting a Russian cosmonaut. Is it because her husband researches butterflies, or could it just be because the cosmonaut is so charming?

When a married couple, driving across the country, accidentally kidnap a butterfly, does that put them in the path of a hurricane? Or cause them to have a wreck with a frustrated deejay?

These characters and others are all on journeys. Some of the journeys are remarkable, and some of them do seem to be ordinary, but others just can’t be explained as coincidence.

Did I mention the sex in space?   If a Butterfly.

This version is 175 words, and (if delivered correctly, and without interruptions) times out at fifty-eight seconds. The first paragraph (the hook) runs eleven seconds.

The hook is the part of the pitch where you need to grab the agent’s attention and make them want to keep listening.

One of the agents I pitched stopped me five words into the second paragraph (basically just after I took my first breath) and said, “You lost me at sex in space.” We did continue to talk about the book, but she didn’t ask me to send a query or pages.

Later in the conference, they had a panel called Final Pitch. Agents drew written versions of our pitches out of a box and critiqued them. This pitch was picked, and another agent said the same thing, that the “sex in space” line blew it for her. The agent I had pitched earlier (who was also on the Final Pitch panel) agreed, but said she had spoken to the author (me), and she thought the book was probably more interesting than it seemed from the pitch. One of my biggest regrets was not asking them specifically what it was about the sex in space line that stopped them, because that has bothered me ever since.

The sex in space is an important element in the book, but really only a tiny part of the whole novel. More sex happens between the earthbound characters than the two crew members on the International Space Station. I think one of the elements of the pitch that probably caused so many agents (this would be another post, perhaps) to reject it without seeing the material was the number of rhetorical questions that were peppered throughout.

In the next post, I’ll compare earlier (usually much longer) versions of the pitch with this final one, and try to show my editing process.

How do you prepare a pitch? Any techniques you’d like to share?

Michael

 

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Just a retired educator taking a stab at the Great American Novel.
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